family jewels stolen in Congo

As if the Congo didn't have enough problems, now there are lynchings going on there over theft. Not petty theft, by any means. No, this is penis theft. Yes, penis theft. http://africa.reuters.com/wire/news/usnL22903232.html

I had read about this before from other parts of Africa. Some people believe that evil sorcerers amongst their local population have the power to both shrink a mans penis as well as make his penis disappear altogether.
It's not funny because people are getting killed over this and guys are losing their dicks but can you imagine, "let me show you a trick..."
Also, if someone made your penis disappear wouldn't you make sure it reappeared before you kicked off in his ass?

Some "sorcerers" are using this "skill" to make a penis vanish or shrink as a tool for extortion. Armed with the ability to make someones dick go missing, why not just rob a bank? Can't you just picture the note to the teller if it's a guy? "Put everything in this bag or you'll have less dick than a GI Joe doll".

What can they do to protect themselves from penis theft? How do they return a penis to a guy that pays a ransom? Do they ever make a mistake and give back the wrong dong? If these guys really have magic way about them with dicks why not market the ability in the U.S.? Cut into the Viagra/Enzyte money. If they can make the dick extend as well as shrink, they could make a killing in this country. The possibilities in this country are huge. Market to lesbians that are allergic to latex-"you've got the moustache now, why not go all the way and add a magic cock?" Or to women who love dick but aren't into having a man anmore?
You know, give the Americans options or "penis plans". Maybe the "Mr. Destroyer" for a substantial one time fee or sell subsriptions, in case you don't really want to own magic dick but just lease it. Only buy as much dick as you think you need.
Also, what does making a guy's dick disapear fall under in the penal code?