What would they do in Singapore?

Last Saturday I wrote about the scores, if not hundreds of nude gay men roaming the streets of San Francisco in broad daylight, without so much as a ticket being issued by SFPD. Today I read a story about another perv, this time in Singapore. http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSSIN22130420080613?feedType=nl&feedName=usoddlyenough.
This guy is (was) into sniffing women's armpits. His punishment after being reported and caught was 14 years in prison and 18 strokes of the cane. Dude: did it ever occur to you that maybe you should immigrate to somewhere that your perversion might be appreciated? A place with little or no morals maybe? Where some women might enjoy letting you test the grade of their deodorant as much a you enjoy it. A place like, say the USA, especially California in the Los Angeles and Bay Areas. I would recommend here in San Francisco but you'd probably have to learn to enjoy sniffing men's armpits. Look at the good side though: you could masturbate by smelling your own pit.