Netflix: the most lowlife cocksuckers on the planet

As a member of Netflix, I am supposed to experience some sort of satisfaction with what I receive. When the account was in my wife's name, it was really good. Usually got the movies we wanted when we wanted them. Our monthly plan then was for 3 discs at a time for about $20 a month. Often, we got 3 newly released movies each week and were almost always able to receive 5 if not 6 discs a week. Then we switched the account to 4 movies at a time for $26.03 a month, in my name. Now we're lucky to get 2 new releases we want. It's been that way for over a year. With the 4 at a time plan we are lucky to get 5 movies in a week even when we ship back the movies the same fucking day!

We always research when and what movies are coming out and so our movies are queued in order at least a month ahead of time. Lately, the service has be really bad. I figured since they are always trying to get you to increase the amount of discs you can get at a time, maybe if I went to 5 at a time I might get a little more satisfaction.

So this is how this week went so far:

07/14/08-Netflix receives 3 discs from me; they ship out 2 new movies Monday which I got Tuesday. Also Monday, I received a disc they sent the previous Wednesday from Des Moines, Iowa; I live in San Francisco. Upgrade plan from 4 to 5 discs at a time, mainly to increase my chances of getting at least 3 of the 5 of something that is high on my queue

07/15/08-Receive 2 new discs; Netflix emails me that they have shipped a disc from Houston, Tx. The discs I received are sent back, mailed at the post office at 4:30pm. Receive another email from Netflix letting me know they will be shipping me a disc from Rochester, NY., on 07/16.

07/16/08-Disgusted, I call customer service for Netflix, and let them know that in the last two weeks they have sent 4 of my rentals from : Iowa, North Carolina, NY, and Texas. I ask them to never again send anything from outside of California. Netflix receives 3 discs returned from me. Netflix emails me that they will be shipping out 3 discs to me-tomorrow 07/17/18 One disc will come from NY, one from Santa Ana, Ca., and one from NJ.

At this point Nextflix has received 5 discs from me. I have received 2 from Netflix, which they've already got back. Because they are shipping discs to me from out of state I will only get 2 discs for the week, with a 5 at a time plan! And they already have the 2 discs that I've received this week back as of today! Are your fucking workers all dyslexic? Do your computers suffer from ADD?

I hate you motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!! And although they aren't shipping them out until tomorrow, there's no way to cancel shipment of the out of state discs. You motherfuckers are inept fucking cocksucking, ass licking, road kill fucking, morons! I hope each and every one of you bastards employed by Netflix develops oozing, burning, itching hemorrhoids that can only be treated with lasers, acid, or canine claw clippers.

The obvious way to deal with it would be cancel. But alternatives like Blockbuster and Walmart's online rental are fucking worse! There's pay-per-view but, fuck that, the Comcast Mafia already shakes me down enough as it is. So...